Bad Princess Movies

To celebrate Halloween we're taking a look at Twitches, a Disney Channel Made-for-TV movie starring real-life twin sisters Tia and Tamera Mowry. Join us as we discuss uncles with evil plans, Canadian children's TV programming in the 90s, and the spookiest thing of all: Our aging 30+ year old bodies. 

This week we're taking a look at The Legend of Atlantis, a joint-venture between Golden Films and Goodtimes Entertainment that attempts to answer that age-old question: "What if a giant red devil was the one that sunk Atlantis?". Join us as we discuss secret lairs, giant domes, and the secret lives of shape-shifting dolphin women. 

What do you get when you mix the mind of George Lucas with a bit of pixie dust? You get Strange Magic, a 2015 box office bomb that failed to deliver on Lucas' desire to create a "Star Wars for 12-year-old girls". Join us as we discuss juke box musicals, love potions, and Kristi's newfound love of tater tots. 

In this episode we're looking at Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarfs, a film that made headlines in 2017 with a disastrous marketing campaign that body-shamed it's lead character. Would you believe the actual film has a really nice message about loving yourself and others regardless of their physical appearance? Join us as we discuss the film (as well as our inability to remember the provincial capitals of Canada). 

Content note: The topic of weight/body image comes up quite frequently in the discussion of this episode.

It's time for us to take our first step into the quagmire that is the Swan Princess series. Swan Princess 5: A Royal Family Tale, is the second CGI sequel in a series that now spans 10 films. Join us as we discuss ancient prophecies, impossible to take seriously squirrel villains, Swan Princess lore, and much, much more!

It turns out there's quite a few Anastasia films that were released in 1997. This week we're taking a look at one notable entrant in the Anastasia cinematic universe: UAV Entertainment's The Secret of Anastasia. Will Anastasia regain her lost memories? Will she fall for the charming Prince Paul or the roguish General Iconovitch? What's the deal with those magical talking instruments that are following her around? Tune in to find out!

In this very special episode we're taking a look at a good princess movie: the little known but very charming Rolf Kauka's Once Upon a Time. Tune in to hear us talk about what makes this film so fun (As well as Kristi's year-long quest to obtain the out of print DVD of the film).

In this episode we're taking a look at the podcast's first live action film, 2008's Princess: A Modern Fairy Tale. Join us as we learn a few things about the creatures that go bump in the night (and more importantly, their healthcare system).

Sindy is a UK fashion doll dating back to 1963 that celebrated it's 40th anniversary in 2003 with a direct-to-DVD film made with the finest CGI the early 2000's could provide. Join us as we journey into a world of evil wizards, unicorns, and constantly shifting birthdays as we take a look at Sindy the Fairy Princess.

Did you know that Filmation (Creators of He-Man, She-Ra) made animated movies? Or that the movies were sequels to classic Disney films? Join us as we take a look at one of those films, Filmation's Happily Ever After!